[Don is hallucinating that Bert Cooper is in his car]
You've been driving for 7 hours... in the wrong direction. Where are you going?
What's in Wisconsin? Some waitress who doesn't care about you? Don't do that.
That's not going to stop me.
You like to play the stranger.
I've never read that book. You know that.
I told Caroline I wanted to pack my personal things. Which I will eventually do, once I figure out why she thought my bar wasn't personal.
Did you try Don's office?
All I found was lighter fluid. I'm not there yet.
We had our drink. You clearly don't need help. You need an audience.
McCann made you wait. You can make them wait.
I'm not enjoying this. [He holds up painting] Oh, my God. What is that?
It's an octopus pleasuring a lady.
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