MacGyver Season 3 quotes

Jack

(talking with a flashlight in his mouth) Haw muff fuffa?

You studyin' Russian?

And my death was faked so that your people would believe the information I gave you. I had to authenticate it by dying.

And now you come back to life to con me into stealing the dragon. Pretty complicated.

The Ming Dragon is a major treasure of the People's Republic of China. And the United States agent stole it.

Ah. But, brave Soviet agents are going to recover it. And, in a gesture of socialist solidarity, hand it back to Beijing, right?

Yes.

[sarcastically] Gee, that's neat. General Racoubian moves up a couple of notches, maybe to Politburo... and little Lisa comes right along. Good career move.

[drops her eyes in shame]

Pete

[after shopkeeper demands $7.50 in payment for a Dragon statue] Oh. Sure. I can handle that.

I'd say that's a real bargain.

Pete

[MacGyver picks out two bills from Pete's wallet] Those are twenty's!

[giving the money to shopkeeper] Keep the change.

EASY! EASY! TAKE IT EASY! I WANT TO MAKE A DEAL WITH YA. You don't scream, I don't scream. How bout that?

Okay, Can I trust ya? Alright, I want you to turn arround very slowly...

ALRIGHT WHO ARE YOU?

It'll come to me. What have you got in your bag?

Just This. Cocks Gun Now who are you?

Jack

Welcome To CLUB DREAD!

Murdoc

It´s your turn to burn, MacGyver!

[voice-over narration]

Anyone who sounds like this should be home in bed. The fact is, I was but after a weekend of hearing myself sneeze, I was desperate. So, here I am, searching for the ingredients to old home remedy.

Excuse me, could you tell me where where I could find some eucalyptus leaves?

(sarcastically) Australia.

Thanks for your help.

Like most kids growin' up in Minnesota, I could skate before I could walk. So when my old coach sent a call for help, I jumped at the chance to come home and coach his team through the state championship playoffs. The Raiders had fought hard to find themselves in this best of three final against the Waverly Hawks. All I had to do was keep them on track. Hockey was the easy part. The hard part was the team's key player. Number 17, Derek Kirby. He was the team's biggest asset and my biggest problem. And as usual, right there at home in the penalty box.

[voice-over narration] Three and a half weeks. Two continents, five countries, one island, about nine thousand miles and I was wasted. Right now, I was looking forward to miles and miles of nothing happening, except sleep.

Jack

Welcome home!

No.

Jack

Ah, the man's overcome with emotion.

No, just overcome.

Jack

I just taped over some old movie.

My classic western collection!

We're officially crooks until we square with the police. Which means we should get a line on those jewels.

Jack

MacGyver, we're wanted criminals; we just broke out of a torture chamber by slugging an inspector of police and the head of security for the richest woman in the universe.

We've got no choice. Either we're innocent—or we're dead.

[regarding her valuable jewellery] Did you see them on television?

Oh yeah.

And what did you think?

I think it's kind of a flashy way of telling people you're rich.

You would probably give them to a campaign for hunger.

Yeah.

And save a few lives for what, six months, a year? Until they breed more starving children and the money runs out, and then what?

Then you'd have bought another year. You can do a lot in a year.

Well. Sorry to bust in on you like this.

Pete

What kept ya?

Jack

Are we great or what. What a team and since we're already all here together, I heard about this sunken treasure. Fifty million dollars in Nazi gold. See, this ship was torpedoed right off the coast and the gold was lost. All we gotta do is get a diving bell and three bathing suits and...

Remick

MacGyver.

Mr. Remick.

Remick

Its beautiful, isn't it? And it won't change, you know. I mean, I - I don't know what you think you're protecting. We don't want to see it change, either. The beauty of this land enhances the value of our own investment. I mean, you think we're fools; act against our own interests?

I think your company's first priority is to get your marina built.