PPilot
[entering a hostile country] We just crossed the border.
Pilot says we just left Thailand. He's not a happy guy.
I don't blame him.
“The Road Not Taken” · Season 2, Episode 7
In this episode: MacGyver (4), Pete Thornton (4)
Now I'm going to need some empty cans, some fuel, noisemaker, and some form of grease. Animal fat will do. Open that, will you, Pete?
SMSister Margaret
What's he doing?
I haven't got a clue. But I'm used to it.
Well, Maggie, I guess I'll see you the next time you're in trouble.
SMSister Margaret
I'll be looking forward to it.
Yeah, me, too.
DDebra
I've never been able to figure out how your mind works. How do you think of these things?
Well, when it comes down to me against the situation, I don't like the situation to win.
Mac, I have just one question about rappelling: what do you do if the line breaks?
You fall.
Oh.
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