FFred
That's the bomb? It looks like a little suitcase.
Yes, well I find it more convenient then a brown paper bag. What's your name, anyway?
FFred
Fred—but you said you didn't want to know our names.
Yours I want to remember.
HJHarry Jackson
There was a time when I could run all day without breaking a sweat. I tell ya: it's hell getting old.
[while running up a stairwell with his son]
Age is only in the mind, Harry.
HJHarry Jackson
Well, my mind tells me I'm gettin' old.
HHarry
(Referring to the lab at the Phoenix Foundation.) Some of these gizmos look like they're straight out of Flash Gordon.
Oh, we passed Flash Gordon years ago.
When I was about ten I got my first chemistry set. I've been a beaker and test-tube nut ever since. My mom said I was gonna come up with a formula that would either improve the world... or blow up the house.
PPhillips
What's the idea?
My agreement with the Liberation Front is that you're all expendable. Besides that, you annoy me. (shoots him)
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