“Twice Stung” quotes from MacGyver

You don't go to people with your problems. You come to your friends.

What're we gonna do?

Give me a couple of bobby pins.

Bobby pins? Sure.

Yeah. Great. Let me borrow this, and, uh, a couple of buttons. Make it three.

Another MacGyverism! Oh...

And let me borrow your glasses, please.

They're yours.

Yeah, thanks.

So what do we do now?

(letting down her hair, opening up her blouse) You just did it.

[voice-over narration] I don't care what anybody says, birthdays are important. So, when a good friend's turning sixty and I'm returning from another government mission, there isn't a much faster way to get home then to catch a ride on a T-38 ace flight. It's a good thing they didn't serve a meal on this flight... 'cause my heart was already in my mouth.

Pete

Mac, help me pick up this money, will ya? I wanna get it back to the Foundation vault.

You mean all this money is real? But you said it was fake.

I didn't want you to get nervous.

Pete

Are you telling me you let this man carry around three hundred thousand dollars in cash and he thought it was fake money?

I didn't want to affect his performance.

So, what do you think know, Kelly?

Hey, after helping you guys pull this off, I fell like I can do anything.