[The ruby has poor Zenigata hypnotised]
My darling, you're so smooth and silky and stuff. Even smoother than mommy, and don't tell her, but I think you even smell a little better. It'll be our little secret...
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[Zenigata rushes to the blimp as the gangway starts to close]
Hey, hold it! I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
AAnnouncer
And we almost forgot Inspector Zenigata of Interpol.
[Zenigata dives for the steps but misses. He jumps at the gap in between the steps]
Damn it all, I just...
[He lifts himself onto the steps, and they close, almost crushing him]
AAnnouncer
As did everyone else, apparently.
[doing a bad Peter Lorre impression] Gentlemen, dinner is served.
GGabriel
Lupin only has until midnight to steal this treasure. After that, not even the greatest thief in the world could pull it off.
[as Sherlock Holmes III] Quite brilliant, really. I must say. It's got me pondering the best orifice for my stamp collection.
Uh... No way. I'm not gonna touch that one. Three hours left.
GGabriel
So, come on. Candyland? Moustrap? Hungry Hippos?
[as Archer] Why don't you just slip me a mickey? I mean, you got anything a little peppier? You know, like... [He drums on a bottle and hums a tune before falling over backwards]
Just give it up. There's no way out of this this time, Lupin. We're puttin' you on ice for good and I got your mittens right here. [He pulls out a pair of handcuffs]
That's very kind, but you might wanna save those for that cold day in hell when I admit defeat.
[previewing the next episode] Oh, man, how did I get so ugly? And mean? Is that really me? Something funny's going on and I don't mean ha-ha funny like this. It's shocking. It's exciting. It's smack-me-up-the-head-and-call-me-Patsy. Catch you later!
Lupin likes to think of himself as some sort of a gentleman thief. If he says he'll be here at three o'clock Thursday morning, you can count on it.
ZZenial
What could you possible want, ma cherie?
To feel loved, of course, mon petit escargot.
ZZenial
[confused] Your little... snail?
So someone's running around impersonating me. I mean, what's so hard to grasp? I am something of a celebrity, you know.
He dresses like you, he sounds like you, and he's got your fingerprints.
Yeah, but he's not as handsome, according to you.
So what? You're a master of disguise, and I didn't say handsome anyway.
Whatever. You guys stick together, and I'll stick to my principles, like not working with killers.
[She leaves in a huff]
[frustrated] What a hypocritical bitch! "Principles", my ass.
FLFake Lupin
You know, if this was good enough to con a couple of cons like that, we just might win an Academy Award.
Uh-huh. I could be Geffen, and you Katzenberg. But right now, I'd suggest that we check on our little Robert Downey Jr.
[Lupin is slumped over the table, motionless and groaning]
FLFake Lupin
This I gotta see. How much of that stuff did you slip in?
[Lupin completely passes out, drifting off into a deep sleep]
[with a wicked chuckle] Enough. Yes, and he'll have absolutely no memory of anything that's happened.
FLFake Lupin
Yeah, or of anything that didn't happen either.
[laughing] Exactly!
[Lupin stands on a tire and puts his head in a noose]
It's been fun... 'til now.
[He kicks the tire away, but the second he does, a bullet from a revolver cuts the rope]
Damn it! Can't a guy kill himself in peace?!?
Sorry, Lupin, but I just can't let you do this.
[Tied to a chair, Lupin suddenly tenses. Fujiko gasps]
It's midnight, right on the dot!
[Lupin writhes in his seat. Fujiko cocks her gun]
Lupin, sorry I have to do this. We'll be together soon.
No, wait! It's a... It's a...
[He sneezes]
[relieved] I knew I was right. You're not a killer. In fact, you're even allergic to death.
[disguised as Dr. Normil] Aha! There he is! Look!
Give me those. [He snatches the binoculars, nearly accidentally strangling Lupin, who still has the binoculars cord around his neck]
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