Sister Mary, Special Father #1 and others in “Unfinished Business”

Umm I don't know how to say this so I'm just gonna say it. I think it's best if you don't come to book group.

Oh, is that so?

Wait, there's a book group?

Yeah, sorry I just...I don't know if you're the right for the group. Like, I think you're a great guy, but I just don't know if it like works.

Well that's funny because Sister Louisa called me last night.

Oh she did?

You guys have a book group?

Yes, she did. She's forming a new group. And she invited me to join it. And she asked me to ask you, not to come.

I see.

She was uncomfortable I think. I think you have kind of a masculine energy. Which rubs people the wrong way.

Masculine?!

Well yes, for a group like that. They're nuns but they're still women, you know so...

What do I have a penis?

Nooo, not necessarily.

I don't. Look. (lifts up skirt of habit and flashes the fathers)Looky here!

Uh, yes, okay, but how do I know that it's not taped behind?

I have not tucked a penis behind my legs!