Delivery Center Guy
(examining ID) I don't even know what this, what is Vatican City Special Father status?
Special Father #1
(sighs) I am a Special Father of the Vatican, Vatican City.
Delivery Center Guy
You gotta passport?
Special Father #1
This is better than a passport.
Delivery Center Guy
I need a passport or a US Driver's License.
Special Father #1
(sighs) This is ridiculous. I can get in to see the Pope with this, but I can't pick up a fucking package? This is bullshit.
Sister Mary
You know who gives these out? God gives these out. Who did your background check, asshole?
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