Security Guard
Police! Come out of there.
Lucy
Are you talking to me?
Security Guard
Yes... Is that a Dildo in your pocket?
Lucy
No, I'm just happy to see you.
Security Guard
Hey I've heard that one.
Lucy
I just need one...
Security Guard
Every shoplifter makes that same joke.
Lucy
This is my dad's company! I am not a shoplifter!
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