“Countless hours of meticulous planning, dozens of favors...”

Countless hours of meticulous planning, dozens of favors called in, so many Easter Eggs from our previous adventures - did you spot them all? [chuckles] Five million, four thousand, one hundred and fifty-seven dollars spent. Totally worth it!

Dan

This... all of this - the dog, the car wreck... I woke up this morning with no clothes on, next to a dead body.

Lucifer

[laughs] Daniel Espinosa: naked and afraid. Cheers. [Lucifer and Dan clink glasses and drink]

Dan

I don't understand how you pulled it off, man. Even you couldn't control everything.

Lucifer

Well, the hardest part was making sure the Detective wasn't involved. Hence all the illegalities I knew you wouldn't want to share with her. I mean, she would have seen through the charade right away, because she's... well, a Detective.

Dan

I'm a Detective.

Lucifer

[scoffs] After that, there was very little to control. I mean, you're very predictable, Daniel.

Dan

[in disbelief] No. No, no, no, no, no, you had to have known... every single decision I would make. [laughs incredulously] How's that even possible?

Lucifer

Well, I knew that you would never give up. That every opportunity to quit, I knew that your... oafish optimism would keep you going. I suppose I realise that, whenever you're given a choice, you always... at least try and do the right thing.

Dan

Thank you, Lucifer. [in realisation] It's crazy, but I think I needed this. I've been in a really weird place for a long time. And I think I'm through it now. I can't explain it. But you really helped me.

Lucifer

Oh... well, that's not why I did this at all.

Dan

Well, then, why did you do all this?

Lucifer

Because you fucking shot me, Daniel!