My slopey-shouldered brother is pulling a prank hardly worthy of Saved by the Bell in order to humiliate me.
This isn't about you, Luci. Michael's threatened Charlie's safety.
Oh, please. Michael needles peoples fears. It's what he does. But we also know he's all bark and no bite. Don't you remember, growing up? He'd get under your skin with one of his schemes, then you'd give him one of your atomic wedgies, and that'd be that.
I don't think a wedgie's gonna do it this time.
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