You must be Lucifer.
Morningstar. [offers a hand] Pleasure.
There was an investigation last year. We interviewed, what was it, ninety-two of your sexual partners? I think I'll refrain from physical contact, if you don't mind. [Lucifer chuckles] You don't seem reckless. Narcissistic, hedonistic. That I see.
Well, thank you very much.
Not a compliment. Your file's as long as my johnson.
Oh? Quick read, then?
Hardly.
Well, I, for one, don't need a file to ascertain you haven't even had a snog in ages, have you?
Accurate.
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