Carmen Reyes [Hurley's mom]: The only time you move is to lift a drumstick out of the bucket. Every day is the same thing, Hugo: work, TV, chicken. You have to change your life, Hugo. You think someone else will do it for you? Maybe if you pray every day, Jesus Christ will come down from heaven, take two hundred pounds, and bring you a decent woman and a new car. Yes -- Jesus can bring you a new car!
Hurley: Maybe I don't wanna change. Maybe I like my life.
[the telephone rings in the next room, offscreen]
Carmen: Oh! That must be Jesus! [she leaves the room and answers the phone] Hola? Momento. [shouting to Hurley] It is Jesus! He wants to know what color car you want!

Cassidy: A little bit.
Sawyer: Well here's the good news baby. Everyone's scared. And the thing they're scared of most, is missing an opportunity.

Charlie [looking at parachute]: What the bloody hell is that?

Charlie: [to Hurley] I'm sorry, I must have confused it with the 900 trillion I am worth myself. And this baby's made of chocolate lollipops. So if you'll excuse us, I'm going to flap my wings and fly off this island.

Charlie: Any of you guys see a plane last night?
Sawyer: Yeah I saw it Tattoo. I just decided not to tell anyone.

Charlie: Jack, where's Doctor Arzt?
Jack: He.. uh.. he didn't make it.

Charlie: John! Eko is very upset, John!

Charlie: John, look, seriously, you are about to be detonated!

Charlie: Most people, when they see a monster made of black smoke, they run!

Charlie: What are you gonna do, beat me with your Jesus stick? I find it kind of ironic that your scripture stick has dried blood on it. What kind of priest are you?

Charlie: Who the Hell are you, John? You're not Aaron's responsibility! Where were you when he was born, where were you when he was taken? You're not his father, you're not his family!
Locke: Neither are you, Charlie.

Charlie: You looking at my bum?
Ana-Lucia: No, I'm looking at your gun.
Charlie: My what?
Ana-Lucia: Maybe you should give the gun to somebody who knows how to use it.
Charlie: Maybe I will. As I recall, the last time you had a gun you murdered someone.

Dave: When you do wake up, come find me. I'm sure I miss you.

Dave: You know what tastes even better than freedom? Cheeseburgers.

Desmond: See ya in another life brotha.