Bugs Bunny quotes from Looney Tunes Cartoons

Very Good. Now, go out fetch your mama a nice juicy rabbit for dinner. [screams to beaky] AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU DO!

Gosh, you better i make my ma proud of me and catch a rabbit. [Bugs bunny humming a tune with clean out for sold, reaching for the scamp with beep, for the carrot juice of done]

Bugs Bunny

Aha! Jackpot! Just what I needed! Now all I need is a can opener. [Beaky Buzzard fall it void of Bugs Bunny like it this storm] Ah, there's one. How convenient.

Bugs Bunny

So, tell me, Doc, when you find this, uh, rabbit, what are you going to do with it?

Naw, naw, no, I can't say it. No, no, nope.

Bugs Bunny

Ah, come on! Tell me.

Naw, naw, naw, it's too gruesome. Too gruesome. No, no, no.

Bugs Bunny

I'm genuinely curious. Please!

Well, uh, I shouldn't tell you but if I could, I'd say... [shouts to bugs] I AM GONNA CATCH HIM AND MAUL HIM AND BEAT HIM AND SKIN HIM AND GRIND HIM UP AND MAKE HIM INTO RABBIT MEATBALLS! But I am not going to tell y'all. Oh, no, no, no Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Bugs Bunny

Uh, listen, Doc, I don't mean to toot my own horn but, uh, I'm an expert at catching rabbits.

Bugs Bunny

Now, do you see any tracks?

[excitedly] Oh, uh, uh, I found them. I found tracks. Yup, yup, I found them.

Bugs Bunny

Good job, kiddo. Now, follow them and you'll find that rabbit.

I hear something.

Bugs

What's it sound like?

Well, it kind of sounds like a tra--

[groggy] Whoa, wait a minute. I don't think that was a rabbit at all. [realizes the train tracks] I think that was a TRAIN! WERE YOU TRYING TO TRICK ME?!

Bugs Bunny

Trick ya? Nah. Nah. I wasn't trying to trick ya! I was uh, "training" ya!

Oh, really? Makes perfect sense to me.

There we are! [noticed Bugs in the green unbreathable bubble] Hmm. This must be the last of the earthlings. [snaps his fingers which pops the bubbles.]

Bugs Bunny

[coughs, trying to regain his breath] What's up, doc?

Earth has been conquered by Mars, which means I rule this planet now and all surviving earthlings are now my lifelong servants. That includes you!

Bugs Bunny

Me?! Lifelong servant?! Now, wait just a minute, doc.

You will perform my every bidding or be destroyed.

Bugs Bunny

Now, now, Now! You mean, to tell me you’re gonna make me put up more of all this Martian signage.

Yes! If I so see fit.

Bugs Bunny

You're gonna have me run all your Martian errands.

That's right!

Bugs Bunny

Ooh. You're gonna make me clean that filthy ray gun of yours?

Yes! And I'll have you do so right now!

Bugs Bunny

Okay. Okay. I got this! A quick polish oughta do the trick. [proceeds to clean the ray gun, while unknowningly zapping and injuring Marvin] My heavens! When's the last time you cleaned this thing? Geez! There must be ten layers of space dust caked on.

[dizzy] Okay. I think you got it!

Bugs Bunny

Hmm. Ya think so, but, no. There's still some crud on the liquefy switch.

Wait. Don't touch that! [gets zapped and gets liquified]

Bugs Bunny

There we go! Good as new!

I Think is the sign. Boy, What Will They Think of Next? (She Walking in this cars again, with using by singing her)

Hello, sir.

Bugs Bunny

Huh? Who said that?

I did, sir.

You Know? I Can't really when see you are so this car.

Bugs Bunny

[This cartoon was inspired by Falling Hare.] Hmm. Says here that these self-driving cars are completely flawless, except they attract Gremlins. Gremlins love to damage, smash, wreck and generally mutilate auto-mo-bil-es of a futuristic nature. [laughs] Gremlins! What a load of baloney! What a bunch of horse eggs! [to the Gremlin] Can you believe that, guy. [he and the Gremlin laugh] I'd tell ya, people would believe in all kinds of turkey trash!

Daffy Duck

Happy Birthday, chump! Woo-hoo!

Bugs Bunny

[as Elmer presented him with a birthday cake, unaware that it has sticks of dynamite] Aww. For me, doc? You shouldn't have! [blows the birthday cake on Elmer and the dynamite blows up in his face] Really. He shouldn't have. [ Bugs Bunny puts out the lit candle with his fingers as the short iris out]