Try not to damage the lizard!
S1Mean Isn't Your Color
S1Russell Up Some Fun
*Testing some squeaker toys* Loud, loud, soft, loud, soft, loud, broken...
A-da-na-na-na whoo! A-da-na-na-na hit me! A-da-na-na-na over here!
STOP! You could poke someone's eye out with that!
OPOther pets
Boo!!!
Seriously?
Yes, I'm confiscating this.
Oh, come on Russell. It's a gag rubber arrow. We're just having a little fun.
S1Blythe's Crush
SSue
You can do it too, just lift your foot.
Uh, I don't think so, you're the jock, I'm the designer, remember?
SSue
*annoyed* Foot, now.
ZZoe
Oh no! This is terrible! Sunil! I'm experiencing a wardrobe malfunction!
I don't know what you're talking about, Zoe.
ZZoe
My beret is missing! That's what I'm talking about! It has simply disappeared! Vanished! It's gone, baby, gone!
*glances up to see her beret on her head* ...Are you serious?
ZZoe
As a deer tick!
Riiiiight... Look, Zoe, I'm really busy right now practicing my psychic powers-
ZZoe
That's IT! Sunil, you can use your psychic powers to help me find my beret!
...I am not being pinked, or punked, or whatever it is, am I?
ZZoe
Now I don't know what you're talking about.
Well, Zoe, your beret is-
ZZoe
LOST! But if we both close our eyes and concentrate, maybe you'll get a vision of where it is?
Alright, I'll play along. *pretends to use his psychic powers and when Zoe copies him he plucks it from her head* Zoe, you can open your eyes now.
ZZoe
*gasps* My beret! Sunil, you really do have psychic powers!
Well, actually, I could see it.
ZZoe
You could see it in your mind's eye! You have an amazing gift. Everyone, come here! Sunil just used his psychic powers to find my beret! Isn't that fantastic?
*begins to look uncomfortable* Zoe, the truth is-
ZZoe
The truth is you have mad skills. You're the real thing, Sunil.
ZZoe
Hey, maybe Sunil can help you. He can find anything and probably anyone. He's psychic, you know.
You're psychic, Sunil? That's so cool!
Eh, Zoe is exaggerating my gift.
ZZoe
Don't be so humble. He just found my beret in two seconds flat. I'm sure he could easily find you your boyfriend.
He's not my boyfriend! *laughs nervously* I don't even know his name. I just wanna return his keys.
That's not enough to go on! Oh well, wish I could've helped! Who wants to raid the food dish with me, hm? *begins to walk away*
ZZoe
*grabs his hand and pulls him back* Sunil, just try your swarmy thing. It couldn't hurt. Do it for love?
I'm not in love!
Well, I'll try, but please don't expect too much. It doesn't always work.
ZZoe
He's just being modest. Go on, Sunil.
*Sunil attempts to use his psychic powers but falls asleep and begins snoring* Sunil!
*is startled awake* AAH! Oh! Uh, oh! *concentrates and this time we see what he is seeing, a faint image of a street corner* Oh, I see something!
What is it?
Um, the corner of Maple and Main.
That's not too far from here! Maybe I could still catch him.
Wait, Blythe! I'm not totally sure that's where your boyfriend is!
First, he is not my boyfriend. And second, I have complete faith in you, Sunil. If you've got a vision of Maple and Main, then it's worth checking out! I mean... I've just gotta get that poor boy his keys!
Not only did I sent Blythe on a wild goose chase, we're on one too!
We're not gooses!
Blythe, I have a confession to make. I really didn't find you using any psychic skills. I just opened my eyes and there you were. I don't think that I have any psychic abilities.
Oh, I don't know about that, Sunil. You guided everyone here to the park where I was. That took some mad psychic skills!
Yes, I suppose you are right! Hm, but still.
What is it?
I DID start you on this whole wild goose chase by sending you to Maple and Main to find that boy who wasn't there! What kind of psychic would do that?
An amazing one! Look! You had the right boy and the right street corner! You were just a little off on the time.
*pulls out a deck of cards and looks them over before glancing back at Blythe* Ehh, numbers aren't really my thing. *flings the cards everywhere*
S1Dumb Dumbwaiter
If you're a guy, you're the pet who's the best!
Oh, what can I say? Musical theater was never my strong suit...
I need space! Above me, and around me, and I don't have that, and that's bad, because...I'M A SPACE MONKEY!"
This is the life, ain't it? No bossy girls around to tell us what to do.
Yup.
Indeed, this ain't the life, of this I am certain. Bossy or not, I do miss the girls.
...Why?
Why you ask? Well... Yes, well... *gets really nervous* I don't know why, okay? It just seemed like the right thing to say! For a moment I wished to appear sensitive and caring, is that so wrong?!
S1Books and Covers
Whittany! Thank goodness. Where's Brittany?
WWhittany
The shirt made her itch because it's got something called polyester in it, and now she has, like, a rash. It's embarrassing.
So, where is she?
WWhittany
She's hiding in the bathroom, duh. I need to get her some cream for problem skin, and thought you'd, like, have some.
I do not!
[At the end of the episode...]
BBrittany
[from inside the girls' bathroom] Hello! Whittany! I'm still, like, itchy!
S1So You Skink You Can Dance
Shake A Leg
S1Topped with Buttercream
BButtercream
Aw, Penny Ling, you're the "skoosh-ta-booshi-est" of all the "skoosh-ta-boosh-es"!
*Confused* what?
BButtercream
*Also confused* What? *Winds up, then calms down* anywho...
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