Sunil quotes from Littlest Pet Shop

Sunil

Oh, what can I say? Musical theater was never my strong suit...

Oh, let me guess, you mistook me for someone else. Again...

*shocked* Again?!?!

Oh, Zoe, what are we going to do with you?

I'll tell you what were gonna do...we're gonna DAAAAANCE!

Blythe

He's frozen. Any ideas, Russell?

Russell

Well, from what I know of Sunil, he may be a terrified coward with no belief in himself but there is one way to bring out his inner hero.

Blythe

*over the headset* Sunil, I want you to listen to me closely. There are COBRAS inside that store. *Sunil's eyes snap open and his pupils contract* Do you hear me? Cobras.

Sunil

*over the walkie-talkie* Did... Did you just say that cobras are inside?

Blythe

Well, not exactly... But when you look in there, instead of pet toys and food, I want you to see cobras.

Sunil

*stands with determination and narrowed eyes* I... Hate... Cobras.

Oh no! This is terrible! Sunil! I'm experiencing a wardrobe malfunction!

Sunil

I don't know what you're talking about, Zoe.

My beret is missing! That's what I'm talking about! It has simply disappeared! Vanished! It's gone, baby, gone!

Sunil

*glances up to see her beret on her head* ...Are you serious?

As a deer tick!

Sunil

Riiiiight... Look, Zoe, I'm really busy right now practicing my psychic powers-

That's IT! Sunil, you can use your psychic powers to help me find my beret!

Sunil

...I am not being pinked, or punked, or whatever it is, am I?

Now I don't know what you're talking about.

Sunil

Well, Zoe, your beret is-

LOST! But if we both close our eyes and concentrate, maybe you'll get a vision of where it is?

Sunil

Alright, I'll play along. *pretends to use his psychic powers and when Zoe copies him he plucks it from her head* Zoe, you can open your eyes now.

*gasps* My beret! Sunil, you really do have psychic powers!

Sunil

Well, actually, I could see it.

You could see it in your mind's eye! You have an amazing gift. Everyone, come here! Sunil just used his psychic powers to find my beret! Isn't that fantastic?

Sunil

*begins to look uncomfortable* Zoe, the truth is-

The truth is you have mad skills. You're the real thing, Sunil.

Hey, maybe Sunil can help you. He can find anything and probably anyone. He's psychic, you know.

Blythe

You're psychic, Sunil? That's so cool!

Sunil

Eh, Zoe is exaggerating my gift.

Don't be so humble. He just found my beret in two seconds flat. I'm sure he could easily find you your boyfriend.

Blythe

He's not my boyfriend! *laughs nervously* I don't even know his name. I just wanna return his keys.

Sunil

That's not enough to go on! Oh well, wish I could've helped! Who wants to raid the food dish with me, hm? *begins to walk away*

*grabs his hand and pulls him back* Sunil, just try your swarmy thing. It couldn't hurt. Do it for love?

Blythe

I'm not in love!

Sunil

Well, I'll try, but please don't expect too much. It doesn't always work.

He's just being modest. Go on, Sunil.

Blythe

*Sunil attempts to use his psychic powers but falls asleep and begins snoring* Sunil!

Sunil

*is startled awake* AAH! Oh! Uh, oh! *concentrates and this time we see what he is seeing, a faint image of a street corner* Oh, I see something!

Blythe

What is it?

Sunil

Um, the corner of Maple and Main.

Blythe

That's not too far from here! Maybe I could still catch him.

Sunil

Wait, Blythe! I'm not totally sure that's where your boyfriend is!

Blythe

First, he is not my boyfriend. And second, I have complete faith in you, Sunil. If you've got a vision of Maple and Main, then it's worth checking out! I mean... I've just gotta get that poor boy his keys!

Sunil

Not only did I sent Blythe on a wild goose chase, we're on one too!

Minka

We're not gooses!

Sunil

Blythe, I have a confession to make. I really didn't find you using any psychic skills. I just opened my eyes and there you were. I don't think that I have any psychic abilities.

Blythe

Oh, I don't know about that, Sunil. You guided everyone here to the park where I was. That took some mad psychic skills!

Sunil

Yes, I suppose you are right! Hm, but still.

Blythe

What is it?

Sunil

I DID start you on this whole wild goose chase by sending you to Maple and Main to find that boy who wasn't there! What kind of psychic would do that?

Blythe

An amazing one! Look! You had the right boy and the right street corner! You were just a little off on the time.

Sunil

*pulls out a deck of cards and looks them over before glancing back at Blythe* Ehh, numbers aren't really my thing. *flings the cards everywhere*

Vinnie

This is the life, ain't it? No bossy girls around to tell us what to do.

Russell

Yup.

Sunil

Indeed, this ain't the life, of this I am certain. Bossy or not, I do miss the girls.

Russell

...Why?

Sunil

Why you ask? Well... Yes, well... *gets really nervous* I don't know why, okay? It just seemed like the right thing to say! For a moment I wished to appear sensitive and caring, is that so wrong?!

Russell

Let Sunil try.

Sunil

What-what do I do? I just sit on it? I don't want to crack it.

Russell

Don't worry, Sunil. Just sit down, it won't crack.

Sunil

*goes to sit but freezes* But what if it does crack? What if the baby chick hates me for cracking his home? I don't think I could live with that kind of guilt! *screams and leaps off the bedding*

Sunil

*smacks the food out of Hubble's wings* NO! Russell, this is not how mama birds feed their newborn babies!

Russell

Well, how do you know?

Sunil

*pulls a book out and opens it* Oh, I found this book over in the bird section. There's a whole chapter on feeding chicks.

Russell

*skeptically* Let me see that.

Sunil

Hmm... I don't want to show it to you.

Russell

Why not?

Sunil

Because I'm afraid you'll say, "Eww, that is so gross!"

Russell

Oh, please! I'm a guy! Nothing grosses us out! Just give me the book.

Sunil

*hands him the book* Okay, you asked for it.

Russell

It says here that the mama bird chews her food and puts it right into the baby's mouth. Oh, there's even a picture. *immediately flings the book away from himself* Ewww! That is SO gross!

Sunil

What did I tell you?

Russell

Well, I am NOT doing that.

*singing in the fantasy commercial while Sunil dances across the stage behind her* You've got money in your pocket that you wanna spend, come to Littlest Pet Shop and be a friend for all your pet shop needs!

Sunil

*comes in off-screen* Supplies are all organic and gluten-free!

Minka

Don't wait, just take a chance!

Vinnie

Coming here will make you wanna sing and dance!

Pepper

A day care for your pets!

Penny Ling

Where we sing duets!

Russell

And there's no regrets!

Vinnie

Plus we sell fishing nets!

Russell

Um, actually Vinnie, we don't sell fishing nets.

Vinnie

Oh, well maybe we should!

Russell

Not really a pet supply.

Vinnie

Eh, fish are pets too.

Sunil

He's got you there, Russell.

Russell

Fine.

Just come to Littlest Pet Shop, yeah, come one all to Littlest Pet Shop!

Sunil

Spend all your money at the Littlest Pet Shop!

Where we'll be your friend too!

Minka

*commercial ends and all the pets grin at the viewer* We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor!

Sunil

*about the Super Sam comic* Why don't we read it together?

Blythe

Hi guys! What's going on?

*excitedly* I want to be Designer Dog! She has this special collar that gives her the power to create fabulous outfits.

Blythe

Is it because she looks like you, Zoe?

Sunil

And I'll be El Cobra Cabra. He has this special insect pertracter that gives the strength of all insects. And Blythe, can you make us some costumes so we can act out the story and some special equipment?

Blythe

Penny Ling, everyone wants you to participate. Don't you want that?

Penny Ling

Yes, Oh, Blythe, Can I be Pandamonium?

Blythe

Of course you can, Penny Ling.

Penny Ling

Oh, I'm not Penny Ling, I'm Pandamonium!

Sunil

Russell the brave little hedgehog has been taken away and hidden somewhere. But where?

Pepper

I don't know but with my super-hearing ears, I can hear him.

Russell

Help! Help!

Pepper

*gasp* I hear something!

Sunil

I better use my bug sight! *gasp* I can see! It's a cobra trio!

Blythe

So Pandamonium lassoed a branch.

Penny Ling

Oh, this is a job for... Pandamonium!

Blythe

And Elasti-Monkey stretched her tail, and they both swang across to rescue their good friend Russell. Da-da-dah!

Russell

Oh, Penny Ling! I mean Pandamonium! You saved me from the nasty cobra trio! You are my hero!

Penny Ling

Oh, Don't thank me, thank the League of Incredible Super Animals!

*cheers*

Russell

I don't need a test to tell me that I'm a hedgehog. I mean, look at me - what else could I possibly be?

Vinnie

Porcupine?

Sunil

Prickly rat?

Pepper

A pineapple?