Russell quotes from Littlest Pet Shop

Russell

Heeeey! Uh, Minka, can we talk?

Minka

Of course we can! You couldn't ask your question if you couldn't talk, and I couldn't answer your question if I couldn't talk! So yeah, we can talk!!!

Oh, let me guess, you mistook me for someone else. Again...

*shocked* Again?!?!

Oh, Zoe, what are we going to do with you?

I'll tell you what were gonna do...we're gonna DAAAAANCE!

Blythe

He's frozen. Any ideas, Russell?

Russell

Well, from what I know of Sunil, he may be a terrified coward with no belief in himself but there is one way to bring out his inner hero.

Blythe

*over the headset* Sunil, I want you to listen to me closely. There are COBRAS inside that store. *Sunil's eyes snap open and his pupils contract* Do you hear me? Cobras.

Sunil

*over the walkie-talkie* Did... Did you just say that cobras are inside?

Blythe

Well, not exactly... But when you look in there, instead of pet toys and food, I want you to see cobras.

Sunil

*stands with determination and narrowed eyes* I... Hate... Cobras.

Russell

*Testing some squeaker toys* Loud, loud, soft, loud, soft, loud, broken...

Pepper

A-da-na-na-na whoo! A-da-na-na-na hit me! A-da-na-na-na over here!

Russell

STOP! You could poke someone's eye out with that!

Boo!!!

Pepper

Seriously?

Russell

Yes, I'm confiscating this.

Pepper

Oh, come on Russell. It's a gag rubber arrow. We're just having a little fun.

Vinnie

This is the life, ain't it? No bossy girls around to tell us what to do.

Russell

Yup.

Sunil

Indeed, this ain't the life, of this I am certain. Bossy or not, I do miss the girls.

Russell

...Why?

Sunil

Why you ask? Well... Yes, well... *gets really nervous* I don't know why, okay? It just seemed like the right thing to say! For a moment I wished to appear sensitive and caring, is that so wrong?!

Russell

Let Sunil try.

Sunil

What-what do I do? I just sit on it? I don't want to crack it.

Russell

Don't worry, Sunil. Just sit down, it won't crack.

Sunil

*goes to sit but freezes* But what if it does crack? What if the baby chick hates me for cracking his home? I don't think I could live with that kind of guilt! *screams and leaps off the bedding*

Sunil

*smacks the food out of Hubble's wings* NO! Russell, this is not how mama birds feed their newborn babies!

Russell

Well, how do you know?

Sunil

*pulls a book out and opens it* Oh, I found this book over in the bird section. There's a whole chapter on feeding chicks.

Russell

*skeptically* Let me see that.

Sunil

Hmm... I don't want to show it to you.

Russell

Why not?

Sunil

Because I'm afraid you'll say, "Eww, that is so gross!"

Russell

Oh, please! I'm a guy! Nothing grosses us out! Just give me the book.

Sunil

*hands him the book* Okay, you asked for it.

Russell

It says here that the mama bird chews her food and puts it right into the baby's mouth. Oh, there's even a picture. *immediately flings the book away from himself* Ewww! That is SO gross!

Sunil

What did I tell you?

Russell

Well, I am NOT doing that.

Alright! You pets better come down or I'm coming up! Understand?!

Russell

You heard 'em, pets! armor up! (pulses flash revealing the pets in Power Ranger-like suits) Super Intelligence!

*singing in the fantasy commercial while Sunil dances across the stage behind her* You've got money in your pocket that you wanna spend, come to Littlest Pet Shop and be a friend for all your pet shop needs!

Sunil

*comes in off-screen* Supplies are all organic and gluten-free!

Minka

Don't wait, just take a chance!

Vinnie

Coming here will make you wanna sing and dance!

Pepper

A day care for your pets!

Penny Ling

Where we sing duets!

Russell

And there's no regrets!

Vinnie

Plus we sell fishing nets!

Russell

Um, actually Vinnie, we don't sell fishing nets.

Vinnie

Oh, well maybe we should!

Russell

Not really a pet supply.

Vinnie

Eh, fish are pets too.

Sunil

He's got you there, Russell.

Russell

Fine.

Just come to Littlest Pet Shop, yeah, come one all to Littlest Pet Shop!

Sunil

Spend all your money at the Littlest Pet Shop!

Where we'll be your friend too!

Minka

*commercial ends and all the pets grin at the viewer* We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor!

Blythe

Penny Ling, everyone wants you to participate. Don't you want that?

Penny Ling

Yes, Oh, Blythe, Can I be Pandamonium?

Blythe

Of course you can, Penny Ling.

Penny Ling

Oh, I'm not Penny Ling, I'm Pandamonium!

Sunil

Russell the brave little hedgehog has been taken away and hidden somewhere. But where?

Pepper

I don't know but with my super-hearing ears, I can hear him.

Russell

Help! Help!

Pepper

*gasp* I hear something!

Sunil

I better use my bug sight! *gasp* I can see! It's a cobra trio!

Blythe

So Pandamonium lassoed a branch.

Penny Ling

Oh, this is a job for... Pandamonium!

Blythe

And Elasti-Monkey stretched her tail, and they both swang across to rescue their good friend Russell. Da-da-dah!

Russell

Oh, Penny Ling! I mean Pandamonium! You saved me from the nasty cobra trio! You are my hero!

Penny Ling

Oh, Don't thank me, thank the League of Incredible Super Animals!

*cheers*

Russell

I don't need a test to tell me that I'm a hedgehog. I mean, look at me - what else could I possibly be?

Vinnie

Porcupine?

Sunil

Prickly rat?

Pepper

A pineapple?

Sunil is sick.

Pepper

Surreal is lick.

Russell

Cereal smells ick.

Minka

Cira McDrick?

Okay. What did I say?

Penny Ling

Cyril McFlip!

Cyril McFlip?!

Russell

Who's Cyril McFlip? Is he a new pet here? Ugh, why am I always the last to know?!