Sunil and Russell in “The Nest Hats Craze”

*smacks the food out of Hubble's wings* NO! Russell, this is not how mama birds feed their newborn babies!

Well, how do you know?

*pulls a book out and opens it* Oh, I found this book over in the bird section. There's a whole chapter on feeding chicks.

*skeptically* Let me see that.

Hmm... I don't want to show it to you.

Why not?

Because I'm afraid you'll say, "Eww, that is so gross!"

Oh, please! I'm a guy! Nothing grosses us out! Just give me the book.

*hands him the book* Okay, you asked for it.

It says here that the mama bird chews her food and puts it right into the baby's mouth. Oh, there's even a picture. *immediately flings the book away from himself* Ewww! That is SO gross!

What did I tell you?

Well, I am NOT doing that.