Little Bear · Season 1
Mother Bear!
Yes?
Uh... Have you heard any good jokes lately?
No.
Uh... I know one. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Whooo else? [laughs] Get it? I'm an owl, and owls say "hoo"!
Come on, Little Bear. Let's all take a nap.
[snaps] No! I won't do it! I won't take a nap! I won't take a nap today, or tomorrow, or ever again!
[Mother Bear and Father Bear are both shocked.]
Oh!
What?
[pause] April Fools! [laughs]
She loves me, she loves me not.
Frogs do not kiss skunks.
Too much kissing.
[Mrs. Skunk has sprayed Little Bear.]
Ew, I've been skunked! What did you do that for?!
I'm sorry, Little Bear, but you frightened me.
[sniffs] I stink.
[sniffs] I don't think you stink.
Of course not, you're a skunk.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate love.
[Hen bats her eyelashes at Owl.]
[flips through the pages, flustered] Love, love, love, what else is there?
Happy newlyweds!
The sun is sleeping, the clouds are creeping, the wind is calling, the sky is falling, the sky is falling!
Owl was sitting in a tree, trying to take a nap. He was just about to fall asleep, but he felt something breathing on him. He opened his eyes, turned around, and what did he see? MONSTER BEAR, as tall as the trees, was staring him right in the face! Monster Bear blinked. Owl gulped. And then, Monster Bear leaned closer... closer... closer...
Now, look here, Monster Bear! That's my friend, Owl, and he's very frightened! And you better let him go right now, or else... Or else... I'll have to... get you!
I'm hungry!
What do monster bears eat?
Owls?
Hens?
Ducks?
Little bears?
Uh-uh. Marshmallows.
Huh?
Monster bears love to eat marshmallows.
Captain Little Bear, is that a big enough fish?
[looks up in shock] Aah! That's no fish, Sailor Duck.
What is it?
It's a WHALE!!!
[last lines of the series]
And that's how Little Bear met Owl. And now, whenever it's night, Little Bear always thinks about his good friend, Owl.
That was a very good story, Little Bear.
Except you forgot the part where someone goes to sleep.
Whooo?
Whooo do you think? [kisses Little Bear on the forehead]
[chuckles] Goodnight.
Goodnight, Little Bear. [closes the door]
[yawns and falls asleep] Hoo... Hoo...
[Outside, Owl flies through the night sky, past the moon.]
Hoo... Hoo... Hoo... Hoo...
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