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Owl quotes from Little Bear

Voiced by Amos Crawley · 33 quotes · page 1 of 3

Owl

Voiced by Amos Crawley

Little Bear · 74 quotes

2nd most-quoted character in Little Bear: in 33 of its 74 quotes
Most scenes with: Little Bear (20), Duck (12), Cat (10)

Lines by Owl 4

Owl

Strange. Thought I'd made more potato salad.

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Owl

Please. Little birds. Sweet little birds. Sweet little LOUD BIRDS! STOP CHIRPING!!!

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Owl

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate love.

[Hen bats her eyelashes at Owl.]

Owl

[flips through the pages, flustered] Love, love, love, what else is there?

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Owl

Owl was sitting in a tree, trying to take a nap. He was just about to fall asleep, but he felt something breathing on him. He opened his eyes, turned around, and what did he see? MONSTER BEAR, as tall as the trees, was staring him right in the face! Monster Bear blinked. Owl gulped. And then, Monster Bear leaned closer... closer... closer...

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Scenes with Owl 29

Who am I?

Owl

You're a polar bear.

A polar bear? Don't you know me, Owl?

Owl

I don't know any polar bears.

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[Little Bear and Owl imagine they're fishing in the ocean.]

Owl

What is it?

A trout?

Owl

Well, that's not a trout. Maybe it's a flounder. [catches another fish]

What did you catch?

Owl

Looks like a halibut to me.

What's a halibut?

Owl

My favorite kind.

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[Little Bear and Owl have caught a whale. They stare nervously at it.]

Owl

It's a whale.

Hello, whale.

[The whale glares.]

Owl

It doesn't look too friendly.

[The whale opens its mouth and moves ahead, about to swallow the boat.]

Owl

[panics] THROW IT BACK! OH, NOOOOO...!

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[The friends have failed to get rid of Little Bear's hiccups.]

It was a good idea.

Owl

Some idea.

Well, Owl, your idea didn't work too well.

Owl

Cat's idea didn't help either.

[Little Bear keeps hiccupping as Cat and Owl argue.]

Excuse me, but I read about that technique in a very famous book.

Owl

What book? [Father Bear looks down from his newspaper, annoyed] I've read every book in the library.

Oh, please. You think you know everything.

I can read!

[Everyone keeps arguing until Father Bear gives a loud roar, stopping the argument, and startling Little Bear.]

FBFather Bear

Enough! How can I read with all this noise?

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[Little Bear is showing the maracas to Duck.]

They're called maracas.

Oh, how wonderful!

Father Bear found them across the ocean, a long time ago.

[amazed] Oh!

A long, long time. Even before we were born.

Before we were born?

Way back, when there were pirates.

Pirates? Really? Oh, my!

Mother Bear said they were sentimental, and you know what that means.

I do?

[A dream sequence shows Father Bear sitting and thinking while holding a maraca without a handle, while pirates run in from the hills in the distance.]

No, I don't.

[beat] Treasure.

[Later, Duck shows Hen the maracas.]

[clucks with surprise] Pirates? Oh, no! Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure! That's what Little Bear said! He said they were pirates! They came from Morocco! They were sandy and mental.

Sandy and mental? The pirates?

[A dream sequence shows Father Bear fighting pirates on a ship.]

Yes, yes, the pirates! And Father Bear took their treasure. The pirates stole it and Father Bear stole it back!

[Next, Hen is talking to Owl about the pirates.]

Owl

Father Bear stole them from pirates?!

What else could he do?

Owl

Did he use a sword or a saber?

Sword or a saber? Sword or a saber? How would I know?

Owl

Maybe both?

Both? Both! Must've been both. Of course! Both! But I bet those pirates are mad.

Owl

Uh-oh...

[Next, Owl tells Cat about the pirates.]

A sword and a saber? How many pirates did Father Bear fight?

Owl

A dozen, at least.

[unimpressed] A dozen?

Owl

Maybe a hundred.

[A dream sequence shows Father Bear being surrounded by a lot of pirates while a crafty smile appears on his face.]

Owl

But Father Bear won. He won the treasure. Those pirates are bound to come back.

Do you really think so?

Owl

Oh, yes! They were mad!

What should we do?

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Aren't we supposed to say something to make us smile?

Owl

Yes, that's right. On the count of three, we all say... um... "cheese".

What kind of cheese?

Owl

Any kind of cheese. Mozzarella, meunster, provolone...

[groans impatient] JUST SAY ANYTHING!

[offended] Well!

Okay. Now... one... two... three!

HCHen and Cat

Cheese!

Owl

Mozzarella!

Anything!

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What's the matter, Cat?

I don't do mudslides.

He can't swim.

I can too.

[The otters ram into Cat, sending him down the mudslide, splashing into the pond.]

Owl

Look! Cat can swim!

[Cat comes out of the pond, soaking wet and growling. He shakes off the water.]

Let's go again.

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Excuse me. Can Lucy fly?

Owl

Of course Lucy can't fly. To fly, you need wings. And it also helps if you're a bird.

Well, she's going to try.

[Lucy falls out of the tree.]

Oh, Lucy will break!

[Lucy hits the ground. Everyone gasps.]

Oh, Lucy! Her arm is broken!

We need a doctor!

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[after fixing Lucy's arm] Anytime she breaks an arm or a leg, I will fix it.

Owl

One arm is quite enough. No more today, please.

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Our hopes are for Princess Sadawa. She worries about the corn. Corn is food for us all.

DHDuck, Hen, and Owl

Corn is food for us all!

We'd be so thankful for the rain, if you have some to spare.

DHDuck, Hen, and Owl

If you have some to spare!

Dear clouds, what can we do to please you?

DHDuck, Hen, and Owl

What can we do?!

[No response.]

What can we do to please you?

[Cat still doesn't respond.]

Cat, it's your one big line! What can we do?

Somersaults! [everyone exclaims in confusion] Backflips!

[in disbelief] Backflips?

Stand on your heads!

Oh, Cat, cut it out! You're supposed to say "dance"!

Owl

It's a rain dance play!

[to the audience] He's supposed to say "dance".

[The audience laughs. Cat peeks from behind the curtain.]

Did someone say "dance"? You want to dance? So dance.

Get down from there, silly!

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Please send rain! In buckets, if you like!

Hurry up, Cat! In buckets!

Okay, okay.

[Cat picks up the bucket, and throws the water out of it. No sooner than Cat dumps the bucket, lightning flashes in the sky, and it starts raining.]

Wow, Cat! That was a big bucket!

No, wait! It's raining!

It's really raining!

It's raining!

Owl

It's pouring!

EEveryone

The old bear is snoring! He rubbed his shoulder on a great big boulder and wouldn't get up in the morning!

[The audience cheers normally.]

FBFather Bear

Bravo, bravo!

MBMother Bear

Encore, encore!

Little Bear, do you think we really made it rain?

I don't know... But I know I'm getting soaked.

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