Duck quotes from Little Bear

Duck

[after Little Bear is covered in white paint] Little Bear, are you all ri--[laughs] Are you all-- [laughs] Are you all "white"? [laughs]

Duck

Happy newlyweds!

Duck

Now, look here, Monster Bear! That's my friend, Owl, and he's very frightened! And you better let him go right now, or else... Or else... I'll have to... get you!

Duck

I found you, Frog.

You cannot find what isn't lost.

Cat

It was a good idea.

Owl

Some idea.

Hen

Well, Owl, your idea didn't work too well.

Owl

Cat's idea didn't help either.

Cat

Excuse me, but I read about that technique in a very famous book.

Owl

What book? [Father Bear looks down from his newspaper, annoyed] I've read every book in the library.

Cat

Oh, please. You think you know everything.

Duck

I can read!

Enough! How can I read with all this noise?

They're called maracas.

Duck

Oh, how wonderful!

Father Bear found them across the ocean, a long time ago.

Duck

[amazed] Oh!

A long, long time. Even before we were born.

Duck

Before we were born?

Way back, when there were pirates.

Duck

Pirates? Really? Oh, my!

Mother Bear said they were sentimental, and you know what that means.

Duck

I do?

Duck

No, I don't.

[beat] Treasure.

Hen

[clucks with surprise] Pirates? Oh, no! Are you sure?

Duck

Yes, I'm sure! That's what Little Bear said! He said they were pirates! They came from Morocco! They were sandy and mental.

Hen

Sandy and mental? The pirates?

Duck

Yes, yes, the pirates! And Father Bear took their treasure. The pirates stole it and Father Bear stole it back!

Owl

Father Bear stole them from pirates?!

Hen

What else could he do?

Owl

Did he use a sword or a saber?

Hen

Sword or a saber? Sword or a saber? How would I know?

Owl

Maybe both?

Hen

Both? Both! Must've been both. Of course! Both! But I bet those pirates are mad.

Owl

Uh-oh...

Cat

A sword and a saber? How many pirates did Father Bear fight?

Owl

A dozen, at least.

Cat

[unimpressed] A dozen?

Owl

Maybe a hundred.

Owl

But Father Bear won. He won the treasure. Those pirates are bound to come back.

Cat

Do you really think so?

Owl

Oh, yes! They were mad!

Cat

What should we do?

Hen

Aren't we supposed to say something to make us smile?

Owl

Yes, that's right. On the count of three, we all say... um... "cheese".

Duck

What kind of cheese?

Owl

Any kind of cheese. Mozzarella, meunster, provolone...

Cat

[groans impatient] JUST SAY ANYTHING!

Hen

[offended] Well!

Okay. Now... one... two... three!

Cheese!

Owl

Mozzarella!

Duck

Anything!

Emily

What's the matter, Cat?

Cat

I don't do mudslides.

Duck

He can't swim.

Cat

I can too.

Owl

Look! Cat can swim!

Cat

Let's go again.

Duck

Excuse me. Can Lucy fly?

Owl

Of course Lucy can't fly. To fly, you need wings. And it also helps if you're a bird.

Duck

Well, she's going to try.

Emily

Oh, Lucy will break!

Emily

Oh, Lucy! Her arm is broken!

Hen

We need a doctor!

Our hopes are for Princess Sadawa. She worries about the corn. Corn is food for us all.

Corn is food for us all!

We'd be so thankful for the rain, if you have some to spare.

If you have some to spare!

Dear clouds, what can we do to please you?

What can we do?!

What can we do to please you?

Hen

Cat, it's your one big line! What can we do?

Cat

Somersaults! [everyone exclaims in confusion] Backflips!

[in disbelief] Backflips?

Cat

Stand on your heads!

Hen

Oh, Cat, cut it out! You're supposed to say "dance"!

Owl

It's a rain dance play!

Duck

[to the audience] He's supposed to say "dance".

Cat

Did someone say "dance"? You want to dance? So dance.

Hen

Get down from there, silly!

Please send rain! In buckets, if you like!

Hen

Hurry up, Cat! In buckets!

Cat

Okay, okay.

Duck

Wow, Cat! That was a big bucket!

Emily

No, wait! It's raining!

It's really raining!

Duck

It's raining!

Owl

It's pouring!

The old bear is snoring! He rubbed his shoulder on a great big boulder and wouldn't get up in the morning!

Bravo, bravo!

Encore, encore!

Emily

Little Bear, do you think we really made it rain?

I don't know... But I know I'm getting soaked.

The night is cold, the snow is new...

Mother loves the winter...

Father loves the winter...

Grandmother loves winter...

Grandfather Bear

Grandfather loves winter...

Granny

And I do, too!

Emily

And I do, too!

And I do, too!

Hen

And I do, too!

Cat

And I do, too.

Owl

And I do, too! Hoo!

Duck

[giggles] And me, too!

Owl

Duck! Wake up!

Duck

[wakes up with a squawk] What's wrong? What happened?

Owl

You're snoring.

Duck

[offended] I am not!

Owl

Well, you were.

Duck

Well, so were you!

Owl

I wish I was, but your snoring woke me up. [his eyes widen in shock] Where's Lucy?

Duck

Lucy?

Owl

Oh, no.

Duck

What?

Owl

You're sitting on Lucy!

Duck

[leaps up from the pile of leaves, squawking in shock] Where is she? Lucy? Lucy! [digs through the leaves] Lucy, where are you? [gasps when she sees Lucy]

Owl

See? You sat on her!

Duck? What's the matter?

Owl

It's Lucy. Duck sat on her.

Duck

I didn't even see her. Poor Lucy. Did I hurt you?

Owl

Is she moving?

Duck

No...

Emily

[picks up Lucy] Lucy, speak to me!

Owl

Is she saying anything?

Emily

No... [Duck gasps in horror] Oh, no, Lucy's dead! Poor, poor Lucy!

Duck

[sad] I squashed her.

Owl

[in disbelief] Dead? What do you mean, dead? Isn't she a doll?

Emily

She's just dead. That's all.

Duck

What's a great race?

It's... it's... when you race really, really far.

Mitzi

How far?

Well... Along the stream, through the bushes and the woods, and down the hill, and across the field with the tall grass, through more woods, and across my yard, and the first one to get to my house wins.

Duck

That is far.

Owl

I don't think Hen is feeling well.

Duck

Maybe she's sick.

Owl

Could be the chicken pox.