And you know what else?
MBMother Bear
What?
I'm not even cold.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I found you, Frog.
FFrog
You cannot find what isn't lost.
Stop fooling! You're my Mother Bear, and I'm your Little Bear, and we're on Earth, and you know it.
It's birthday soup.
Is it chicken soup? [Hen clucks in shock] I like chicken soup.
No.
Is it duck soup? [Duck quacks in shock] Duck soup will do.
No. It's just birthday soup.
[after Little Bear is covered in white paint] Little Bear, are you all ri--[laughs] Are you all-- [laughs] Are you all "white"? [laughs]
Who am I?
You're a polar bear.
A polar bear? Don't you know me, Owl?
I don't know any polar bears.
[Little Bear and Owl imagine they're fishing in the ocean.]
What is it?
A trout?
Well, that's not a trout. Maybe it's a flounder. [catches another fish]
What did you catch?
Looks like a halibut to me.
What's a halibut?
My favorite kind.
[Little Bear and Owl have caught a whale. They stare nervously at it.]
It's a whale.
Hello, whale.
[The whale glares.]
It doesn't look too friendly.
[The whale opens its mouth and moves ahead, about to swallow the boat.]
[panics] THROW IT BACK! OH, NOOOOO...!
PPigeons
Hello, Little Bear.
Hello.
P1Pigeon 1
What's that in your mouth?
A thermometer. I have the "frew".
P1Pigeon 1
The "frew"? How terrible!
What's the matter with you?
I have the flu.
Oh, that's too bad. You should roll in some catnip. That always makes me feel better.
I don't think so.
[The explorers' oath]
We won't turn back, 'til we're through
That's what explorers do
Who's afraid? Who's afraid?
Not me, are you?
[The friends have failed to get rid of Little Bear's hiccups.]
It was a good idea.
Some idea.
Well, Owl, your idea didn't work too well.
Cat's idea didn't help either.
[Little Bear keeps hiccupping as Cat and Owl argue.]
Excuse me, but I read about that technique in a very famous book.
What book? [Father Bear looks down from his newspaper, annoyed] I've read every book in the library.
Oh, please. You think you know everything.
I can read!
[Everyone keeps arguing until Father Bear gives a loud roar, stopping the argument, and startling Little Bear.]
FBFather Bear
Enough! How can I read with all this noise?
[Little Bear is showing the maracas to Duck.]
They're called maracas.
Oh, how wonderful!
Father Bear found them across the ocean, a long time ago.
[amazed] Oh!
A long, long time. Even before we were born.
Before we were born?
Way back, when there were pirates.
Pirates? Really? Oh, my!
Mother Bear said they were sentimental, and you know what that means.
I do?
[A dream sequence shows Father Bear sitting and thinking while holding a maraca without a handle, while pirates run in from the hills in the distance.]
No, I don't.
[beat] Treasure.
[Later, Duck shows Hen the maracas.]
[clucks with surprise] Pirates? Oh, no! Are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure! That's what Little Bear said! He said they were pirates! They came from Morocco! They were sandy and mental.
Sandy and mental? The pirates?
[A dream sequence shows Father Bear fighting pirates on a ship.]
Yes, yes, the pirates! And Father Bear took their treasure. The pirates stole it and Father Bear stole it back!
[Next, Hen is talking to Owl about the pirates.]
Father Bear stole them from pirates?!
What else could he do?
Did he use a sword or a saber?
Sword or a saber? Sword or a saber? How would I know?
Maybe both?
Both? Both! Must've been both. Of course! Both! But I bet those pirates are mad.
Uh-oh...
[Next, Owl tells Cat about the pirates.]
A sword and a saber? How many pirates did Father Bear fight?
A dozen, at least.
[unimpressed] A dozen?
Maybe a hundred.
[A dream sequence shows Father Bear being surrounded by a lot of pirates while a crafty smile appears on his face.]
But Father Bear won. He won the treasure. Those pirates are bound to come back.
Do you really think so?
Oh, yes! They were mad!
What should we do?
Aren't we supposed to say something to make us smile?
Yes, that's right. On the count of three, we all say... um... "cheese".
What kind of cheese?
Any kind of cheese. Mozzarella, meunster, provolone...
[groans impatient] JUST SAY ANYTHING!
[offended] Well!
Okay. Now... one... two... three!
HCHen and Cat
Cheese!
Mozzarella!
Anything!
Strange. Thought I'd made more potato salad.
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