“Misadventures in Babysitting” quotes from Life With Derek

Teddy: (to Derek) I know you don't know me. But I know about you. The lies, the cons, the scams. Edwin has told me everything. You're sort of my (sarcastically) inspiration.

Derek: (sarcastically) Really? Then untie me and I'll inspire you some more.

Derek: (shouting) Come out here you cowards and face the music!

Casey: Derek, what's going on? Are the kids OK?

Derek: The kids are far from OK.

Casey: Wha...

Lizzie: Casey!

Marti: Casey!

Edwin: Casey! (they run to Casey and hug her fearfully)

Casey: Derek, what have you done to the children?!

Derek: Me?! I didn't do anything...yet! Perhaps you'd be interested to know what they did to me.

Marti: Well, at least we had fun with Teddy.

Edwin: Where is Teddy?

Derek: (hysterically): Teddy is still here?! TEDDY!

Casey: Who's Teddy?

(Derek wakes up tied to his chair)

Derek: (slightly freaked) What's going on? (sees Teddy in front of him) Who are you?

Teddy: (menacingly) I'm your worst nightmare... and your biggest fan... Teddy.

Derek: Let's celebrate this agreement with cold pizza and milk of the chocolate variety.