“Slacker Mom” quotes from Life With Derek

Casey: (excitedly) Is Derek moving out!?

Derek: (picks up his clean sock and sniffs it) They smell like the rainforest.

Casey: Yeah, they do.

Derek: SWEET!

Casey: Sweet? But she touched everything.

Derek: Yea, remind me to tip her.

Casey: Derek, does my mom look like a maid to you?

Derek: You're right, we should get her a uniform!

George: What are you doing here?

Derek: Same reason you're here (smirks at Edwin) To laugh at Ed's pants...

Edwin: Hey!

Derek: And to help Nora.

(Casey has finished emptying her giant lunch Nora made.)

Klink: Did you rob a health food store?

Casey: Oh no, no. Would anyone like a fruit bar? Or yogurt bar? Or trail mix bar?

Klink: How 'bout a nut bar?

Casey: Oh, don't think I have those.