“It's Our Party” quotes from Life With Derek

Nora: George, you've got to make them come down.

George: You mean toss one over each shoulder and carry them downstairs?

Nora: Ah, don't be silly. You're not nearly strong enough.

Casey: I know nothing about football.

Kendra: So? Just say, "great game" if they win and "terrible game" if they lose.

Casey: Please, I can't fake it. He'll find out I don't know my kick-ups from my touch-ons!

Kendra: Um, you mean kickoffs and touchdowns.

Casey: Edwin, Lizzie, come on out!

Edwin: We're not in here!

Lizzie: Edwin, Casey already knows we're in here.

Casey: Lizzie, Jamie's waiting for you and Edwin, there are a lot of girls for you to dance with downstairs.

Lizzie: Now I'm definitely not coming out!

Edwin: Me neither.

Derek: Who died!?

Casey: See for yourself.

(Derek looks into the living room)

Marti: So then the little pig said "Little pig, little pig, let me in!" And what did the wolf say? Anyone? Anyone?

Derek: You called me home because the party died!?