Eli Loker and Gillian Foster in “Unfinished Business”

Eli Loker

It's like they never left the frat house.

Gillian Foster

You know, it's not just frat houses. Initiation rites can be found in all major cultures.

Eli Loker

You're defending these guys?

Gillian Foster

Hazing can serve an important psychological function.

Eli Loker

Oh, that's funny. I don't remember reading any articles in the APA Journal on 'swirlies.'

Gillian Foster

Initiation for you MIT mathletes was pretty hard-core, huh?

Eli Loker

You know, you make fun, but you try waking up in a shower stall with a killer hang over and a quart of macaroni salad shoved up your--