TV show quotes
(Jeffrey Buchanan and Ria are talking about Cal)
How many times has he lied to you?
Excuse me?
Well, he said you were a natural, so you must have caught him in some big, fat ones.
(laughing) Yeah, maybe one or two.
One or two? Oh, he's mellowed out. Back in the day, he was pathological.
That boy lied, cheated and stole his way through Oxford.
I never stole.
This is new.
(laughing) I asked Grace not to let anyone back here. I'm going on Larry King to talk up the new flu vaccine, so this is just, you know, saving time.
Does your missus know how much you spend on make-up?
Not unless you want Larry King to know how you got drunk and talked your way past White House security--
Never happened.
Oh, that never happened? Well, this never happened, either.
Where's the chia pet?
Loker?
Yeah that guy definitely needs a shave and a haircut.
He monitoring the closed circuit cameras so we can do a stress analysis on the Yeminis. (smiling and waving to the camera mounted on the wall) I'm sure he'll appreciate the tip.
We hired you to focus on the other side of the table, not ours.
Well, we catch the lies wherever they come from.
(pointing to Ria) You think this one is ever going to stop talking back?
I hope not.
(Cal and Ria are arguing about Gillian and her problem with her husband.)
Yeah, congratulations. Once again, you’ve arrived at the apparently foreign destination of none-of-your-damn-business.
(Cal and Ria are arguing about Gillian and her problem with her husband.)
(sighs) Man, I don't get you.
Good. Stop trying.
Fine, pretend like you don't give a damn what's going on with her. I know you do.
(Cal and Ria are arguing about Gillian and her problem with her husband.)
Look, in case you haven't figured it out yet, it's different when you're one of us. Everybody has things they don't wish to share
She's your friend.
You're not listening to me. In this workplace, with everything that we see, we have to be very clear on the rules.
You and Foster have rules?
If there's something she wants to tell me, she will. Everything else, everything else I see, I ignore. I trust her to take care of herself.
Okay. How many people in this is world do you trust? How many?
I don't know, ten.
(Cal stares at her.)
Six.
Right. Well, when you get to my age, it'll be three.
(Jeffrey Buchanan tells Cal that A'isha Walker was paid for selling the formula, which makes her guilty.)
I'm not easily fooled, Jeffery.
I know. That makes her one hell of a liar.
(Cal and Torres go to visit A'isha Walker in jail.)
What do you want?
Well I love being duped. It doesn't happen often, but you know, I'm intrigued. So we can either chit-chat or you can tell us the truth.
I gave you the truth and you ran right back to Vandeman.
(laughing) You're incredible. (to Ria) She's incredible. (to A'isha Walker) You're incredible. You know, it's not hard to find a good liar, but a truly great one, that's rare.
'Jeffery encouraged me to come see you?'
The walls of the FDA have ears.
Yeah, well, then I'm sure they could tell that you were lying, too.
(Gillian and Eli are watching Deputy Ambassador Rafid on TV.)
He's almost comical with the sound off.
I'm trying to concentrate here.
Well, he's got the best posture I've ever seen. It's like Mussolini.
He's trying to make himself looks bigger. Men, gorillas, blowfish, when they want to appear dominant they puff themselves out.
This guy is definitely compensating for something.
(Cal accuses Jeffrey Buchanan of conspiring with Vandeman.)
You know something? For somebody who's studied emotions their entire life, you really don't understand them, at all.
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