What is that?
Chocolate pudding.
Who eats pudding at ten in the morning?
People who like pudding.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
These expressions are universal. Emotion looks the same whether you're a suburban housewife or a suicide bomber. The truth is written on all our faces.
FBI Agent': (talking about Cal) A friend of mine said this guy's a total nut-job. He spent, like, three years in the African jungle with some primitive tribe, studying their eyebrows.
That's okay. That's okay. I don't have much faith in words, myself. Statistically speaking, the average person tells three lies per ten minutes conversation. And granted, just regular people. We haven't studied people planning to fire-bomb a black church. Could skew differently
I have no chance with you. No, ... do I have any chance with you?
You always tell the truth?
Always.
How good are you in bed?
Fair.
Fair is better than most.
I-- (grunts)
Use your words.
(lying to suspect) I ran hurdles myself. 110 meters.
Hurdles?
Could have run hurdles.
Please.
(picking up a briefcase full of money) Oh don't forget your briefcase.
That's your signing bonus.
What is that now?
How old are you?
PPolitician
(referring to Cal) He's a better liar than you are.
He's a better liar than all of us.
Have I mentioned that your office looks like it belongs to a serial killer?
Several times.
Emily's a smart girl. You have to trust her.
No, her mother's a smart girl, too, and I trusted her.
Ah, Dan's early.
Yeah, and about that. I know your mother's out of town, you got the keys and Dan has a car.
No, we're not doing this. You just go let Dan in while I finish getting ready. And you better not do some covert scientific technique to find out what we're doing or not doing tonight. Promise!
No covert science, I promise.
Cal;Hi, Dan.
DDan
Hi, Dr. Lightman.
Are you going to try to have sex with my daughter tonight? [smiles and nods his head as he reads Dan's expression.]
Body language tells the truth. Even from the grave.
So you lie to your partner about her husband and you lie to the people who hired us. What am I supposed to believe about you?
You believe whatever you want. That's what everyone else does.
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