“I'm fashionably late to an ex-con's funeral. I'm...” – Eliot, Leverage ... TV Quotes Database

I'm fashionably late to an ex-con's funeral. I'm gonna check the room for a safe.

(Eliot walks in the room to find it full of cops)

It's not ex-cons, it's cops. It's a lots of cops. Hardison.

I-I-I guess they must have switched the schedule.

You guess? I got caught up at the, uh, drug sting down in Dorchester, and I wasn't able to get home and change clothes.

(Eliot crosses himself and one of the officers comes forward to hand him a flask)

Hey. Thanks, man. Hardison, when I see you, I'm gonna hit you so hard, your ancestors hurt. (drinks from flask)

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