[Angrily, over the comm] Why'd you have to dress me up like Howdy Doody?!
Actually, Charlie Siringo was a real-life cowboy and a Pinkerton detective.
Why couldn't you have picked me something normal, like Hardison?
Excuse you? No way in the world I'd have picked Encyclopedia Brown as my....these ugly-ass penny loafers.
Hardy Boys. You're the Hardy Boys, and Parker's Nancy Drew.
Yeah, well, why did Nate get to pick his own gear?
Because he's just a bit more of a whiny baby than the rest of you.
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