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Leverage · Season 1, Episode 15

Eliot and Hardison in “Unfinished Business”

I got your turpentine, got your, uh, walnut oil, by the way, which I purchased from a very stunning vegan chick, so thank you for that, a bucket of soot...it's everywhere.

Ah hah, thanks, E. Way to get your hands dirty.

[picks up a rag and starts to clean his hands] Thank you.

Hey, put that down man, that's my paper.

It's a rag.

No, that's what printers used to make paper back in the 1700's. Use a moist towelette, please and thank you.

What's that smell?

...You don't wanna know how they wet the paper back in the day.

[grabbing lots of moist towelettes] Did you--

Do not ask me, man.

Dammit, Hardison!

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