Kaye Lynn Gold, Eliot and others in “Unfinished Business”

You ever been in love?

Eliot

Once.

How'd it end?

Eliot

I made her a promise that if she ever need me, I would be there for her.

What's wrong with that?

Eliot

'Cause I made the same promise to the United States Government, and I found out you can't make that promise to more than one person.