Hardison and Eliot in “Unfinished Business”

Now, I rigged my laptop to record your com. Now this means that I can alter your pitch from anywhere to make you sound like Darth Eliot...

Eliot

[voice like Darth Vader] I don't speak on command, Hardison.

...to Spencer Smurf.

Eliot

[voice like Smurf] I don't speak on command, Hardison.

Eliot

Hardison.

Don't ever do the Smurf thing again?

Eliot

Riiiight.