Oh, Nate, you know that the core of good acting comes from persistence of tectonics.
No idea what that means. Very concerned that you do.
S5 E4The French Connection Job
Think about it. Levitating food could replace--
I will stab you in the neck!
Don't hate the barbecue, hate the sauce.
Hope [holding up a red onion]: I'm out of these purple tomatoes.
Hope, those are red onions.
[over comms] Sophie, we're gonna run a version of the White Van Speakers. Your acting students, do you think they can handle it?
Of course they can. They're my students.
[Zachary ululates and then falls to the floor]
What was that?
It's just Zachary getting to his authentic place.
[Repeated line in episode] Gnar Slabdash. The "n" is mostly silent.
JLJean-Luc
[talking to his henchman] What is wrong with you? He is not a real man. He is a chef. He cooks little food in little pots and pans! Allez! Allez! Allez!
I can make blue spaghetti or I can blow a safe.
[After Eliot beats Rampone in a knife fight]
Eliot. Not worth it. Give him to the cops.
RRampone
Call off your dog. He's crazy.
Crazy? I'm gonna cut your freaking head off and serve in on a platter.
[Later]
Serve his head on a platter, huh?
Was it too much?
No, actually, I liked it.
I felt like it was a lot. Like, right when I said it, I felt like I may have gone too far.
S5 E5The Gimme a K Street Job
What do I know about teenage girls?
Um, You were a teenage girl?
Only sort of.
Did you know about this, girls being dropped from 20 feet? It's unbelievable.
I know, right? 20 feet. Pfft, walk it off.
Parker, you do know that normal people don't just walk off a 20 foot fall, right?
Parker [seriously concerned]: So all those times I pushed Hardison off a building and he was all WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH--he wasn't just being funny?
No.
I thought it was funny, Parker.
HHaridson
No way in hell was it funny.
You were always upside down, man.
I fell off a building, yeah I was upside down.
Like a pinwheel, like a Himalayan tree frog.
HHardsion
You call me a frog?
[makes popping sounds while gesturing with his hands]
You call me a damn frog?
Pop pop and upside down. Yeah.
Say it to my face.
Guys, maybe focus. Guys, focus.
Damn frog.
I love government. Shady deals, back-room meetings. It is grifter paradise.
This is wrong. We work outside the law, not smack-dab in the middle of it.
Relax, Eliot. Elected officials are the easiest marks in the world. Between their ego, the greed, and the politics, more hooks than a bait shop.
Let's go steal us some congressmen.
You said you like back-room dealings.
I like stealing things that are real. Cash, of course. Land, sure. Art, yes, please. Corn subsidies? Not so much.
Are you for real, man? You telling me you bought a congressman with a lunch?
It was a nice lunch.
Okay, people, let's grift.
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