What is it with woman and shoes?
There’s something wrong with you.
That’s what I said.
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[after seeing their multi-million-dollar paychecks for taking down Dubenich]
I'm just very good at what I do.
This is the score! This is the score!
Age of the geek, baby.
Somebody kiss this man so I don't have to!
Yeah. One show only. No encores.
I already forgot your names.
[Everybody walks off in separate directions. Suddenly, Hardison comes up behind Nate]
You know I never had that cool a time on a job.
NNate
It’s a walkaway.
And I got focus issues brother, you kept me right on.
[Parker joins them]
I’m really good at one thing—
NNate
Parker.
…only one thing that’s it, but you, you know other things and-and I can’t stop doing my one thing, can’t retire…
[Eliot joins them]
You want to know what I think?
NNate
Not really.
How long until you fall apart again?
NNate
Oh, I’m touched.
Well, a guy like you can’t be out of the game, that’s why you were a wreck, you need the chase.
NNate
Yeah, I’ll manage.
You pick the jobs.
NNate
My job is helping people. I help find bad guys.
Then go find some bad guys. Bad guys have money. Black King, White Knight.
FFather
W-we can’t pay you.
We work on an alternative revenue stream.
FFather
I don’t understand. The judge said that we couldn’t appeal. What are you gonna do?
NNate
People like that…corporations like that, they have all the money, they have all the power, and they use it to make people like you go away. Right now, you're suffering under an enormous weight. We provide…Leverage.
CPCorporal Perry
Hey, say hi to Jenny!
MMarine
He's cheating on you!
CPCorporal Perry
Nice.
MMarine
With a camel. A drunk, slutty camel.
CPCorporal Perry
All right, it was one time, okay? And the camel's been texting me, but it's over, I promise.
Pardon me, mister…?
NNate
Oh, uh, Nathan Ford. You're Dr. La-
Can I talk to you outside?
Doc, he's cool. I found him on the internet.
Yes, that never goes badly.
We’re not a rich hospital. I cashed in every favor I had to take care of these kids for as long as I could, but I have to go back in there and tell Perry we can’t treat him anymore. I have to do that. Run your scam on somebody with money.
NNate
It’s not a scam. I’m here to help.
People don’t just show up to help. That’s not the way the world works.
I put all that money in a Swiss bank account.
Millions of dollars and you didn’t buy anything?
I don’t like stuff, I like money.
What is this?
[Hardison walks in carrying three cell phones and three file folders]
This is our new cover story. Welcome to Leverage Consulting and Associates, founded in 1913 by the great Harland Leverage the Third.
[Hardison points to a painting on the wall of an older man that greatly resembles Nate]
I’m sorry. Nate is going to kill you.
Did you paint that?
I’m gifted.
That’s weird.
[Hardison introducing the others to the central room of Leverage Consulting and Associates]
Long version or the short version?
Short.
Short version
Shortest.
Photo and video forensics programs, back doors into every electronic banking system in the world, running heuristic datacrawlers all over the news sites to find our clients. Oh, also—
This is the short version?
5.56 NATO rounds mixed in with some 9-mils from the sub-machine guns. Insurgents would have used AK-47s with 7.62 ammo. It has more of a... (hits the back of his hand to his palm) crack. Contractors shot 'em up all right.
You ID’d the weapon from the gunshot sound?
It has a very distinctive sound.
So, we steal the evidence and threaten to expose them.
Blackmail.
NNate
Ah, yes, but just enough blackmail to, uh, pay for Perry’s rehab, maybe a couple of million more in damages.
Eliot: It’ll never hold up in court.
NNate
Ah, but that’s why Corporal Perry is lucky. He doesn’t have lawyers. He has thieves.
[While getting ready to rappel off of a building]
I gotta go back to the office, I just remembered something.
What?
I just remembered gravity. And the squishiness of all my manly bits.
I designed this rig myself. The line is carbon fiber. Five point harness. Weight support here, here, and here. Auto-breaking resistance on the main pulley back here.
Okay, cool, so it’s tested?
Not yet.
Not yet? When the hell was you gonna test it?
[Parker pushes Hardison off the roof]
Big baby.
Seriously? Seriously?
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