Isn't your theory getting to be like theirs? They say he's an outraged boyfriend, you say he's an outraged would-be boyfriend.
There's a world of difference between a jealous lover and some horny bastard who's mad he can't get to first base.
Eloquent. Can't wait for your closing argument.
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