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Law & Order: Special Victims Unit · Season 1, Episode 15

Stabler, Brunsen and others in “Unfinished Business”

Stabler

Now, what part of "Stay 500 feet away from her" do you not understand?

BBrunsen

I was walking to the store. We bumped into each other.

Benson

Oh, I'll say. Your foot bumped into her dog repeatedly.

BBrunsen

That mangy sewer rat attacked me! [puts his foot on the table and pulls up his pant leg]

Stabler

Mr. Brunsen...

BBrunsen

Look at this! Pants ruined.

Stabler

Calm down, Mr. Brunsen...

Stabler

Loot at this: bite marks! I should be in the hospital getting checked for rabies!

Benson

I seriously doubt you gave the dog rabies.

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