Doing time doesn't seem to scare him.
Because he knows it's an empty threat. Best we can do is a misdemeanor. Unless he has a prior record.
You just said the magic words. "Prior record." Does the date October 26, 2005 mean anything to you?
Chicago White Sox won the World series. First time since 1970.
It was also the first time Jordan was arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct. He tossed a beer bottle through a neighbor's bedroom window and then urinated on her front steps.
You can't hold your liquor, can you?
The judge took it easy on him 'cause he was only 15, but you're an adult now.
So what?
So you're looking at 15 days in jail, a $250 fine, and community service.
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