Olivia and Lillian in “Unfinished Business”

Olivia

You're sleeping with a teenage boy.

Jordan's a man. He's 17, it's not a crime.

Olivia

Oh, it oughta be. You're old enough to be his mother.

Barely. When I was his age, I was pregnant with Becca.

Olivia

So you're reliving your lost childhood? Is that it?

You don't get it. When was the last time a man your age asked you out?

Olivia

Oh, we're not talking about me. I'm not the one who's sleeping with a teenager.

It's been a while since you had a date, hasn't it? That partner of yours is cute. But I bet he likes them younger. My ex sure did. I wasted ten good years on Wally before I found out he was schtupping his secretary. When he ran out on us, I was angry at first. But then I realized, if he could have a younger woman, I could have a younger man.

Olivia

Your husband leaving you hardly justifies you sleeping with a high school student.

Why are you so bitter? Did someone leave you? Or maybe you had a chance once. Someone wanted to marry you, you thought you wanted something more?

Olivia

And your "something more" is a teenage boy?

He knows his way around the bedroom.

Olivia

And apparently around your liquor cabinet. What, you have to get him drunk to get him to sleep with you?

Hardly. He came on to me. Asked me to be his teacher.

Olivia

So when was his first lesson?