Benson and Stabler in “Unfinished Business”

Benson

How's Dickie?

Stabler

A handful. He's demanding cookie dough ice cream and Jackass 24-7. He reminds me so much of me, it's scary.

Benson

Didn't know you were a Jackass fan.

Stabler

I mean getting what I want. According to Kathy, it's not one of my more endearing qualities.

Benson

Before you had kids, you ever worry what they'd be like?

Stabler

All the time. Still do.

Benson

At least you and Kathy know what you're passing on. Half my genes are drunk and the other half are violent and cruel.

Stabler

And look how great you turned out. It's not all about the genes, Liv. All you can do is love your kids.