PPaul
I've served evil.
Then break your servitude and put your God above all else.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Nothing like a 5-hour German opera to make you really appreciate a murder scene.
[absently] I'm going to, I'm going to-
Wander aimlessly?
Keeps me from getting lost.
[looking at an attractive redhead in a suit] She looks a little intimidating. Does she intimidate you?
MMulrooney
It's the Versace. Beneath that is a scared little girl with fake breasts, a skinny bottom... a nothing.
[looking in Mulrooney's bedroom closet] Is this a closet? It's like two different people live here.
I think you screwed up, Kev. A little too much rouge, y'know, scent...
There's nothing worse than having your makeup not right. I bet you can't wait to look in a mirror.
Mr. Dunbar, did you enjoy the poetry reading?
DDunbar
I was working late.
SShannon
Hmm. That means that the Knicks were on.
It was a great game.
DDunbar
Poetry in motion. The best kind.
DDunbar
Thank God for pre-nups. She's taking out of this marriage what she brought in - a nice rack and a hundred bucks.
BBeck
[about Garrety and Shannon Dunbar's relationship] "Rocky" doesn't do it justice. Is "bouldery" a word?
If my daughter ever tells me she wants to be a poet, I'm going to tell her to join the Mafia instead. Nicer people.
[Nichols has used an unfinished poem, ostensibly by the murder victim about Shannon, to make Shannon confess to the murders.]
Nothing like a good love poem to, uh, get the emotions flowing.
So you're not gonna tell her you wrote it?
That'd be cruel.
JJosh
The guy pissed himself!
AAngela
You are intense, Josh.
JJosh
I tell ya, Lou was right. Blanks really put the scare in people.
AAngela
Lou shoots nothin' except blanks.
You've been talking to the DA.
JJosh
Did I hurt your feelings? Don't be offended. I told my lawyer you'd be harder to play.
Well, if that's true, then what's the play?
JJosh
[chuckles] You're good. I almost miss seeing you. But something's always in play. The game is endless.
MMuller
It can be so darn easy to kill someone when you really know what you're doing.
Sorry!
What for?
I'm late.
That's understandable.
What's that supposed to mean? Being pregnant is not an excuse!
[placating] You're right, it's not understandable.
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