[to Goren] You of all people - mistrusting a librarian.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
EEvan
I can always have more children, but $5 million... Where do you get that kind of money?
[Logan turns away from harrying another detective to find Barek staring at him.]
What?
Relax. You got the job.
[Logan and Barek watch a security tape. Barek mumbles to herself.]
You know, you might want to get a cell phone. That way people won't think you're talking to yourself.
Been working alone too long.
[To wife] Was something else stolen that didn't make the report?
[To husband] Alright, look, pal, this busted look on your face, I've been there. So either she can tell us, or you can save us a step.
Cherry tomato? They're from my garden.
What else you grow?
Cabbage.
Polish food. I love pierogis. Are your mother's any good?
Nah. Wasn't her thing. So what did Mrs. Logan make her boy?
Rum punch. [He smiles to himself. Barek looks inquiring.] Private joke.
That's one of the johns that Logan picked out.
[About Logan] He's one of those cops. Always looking for the crook in the room.
You see that guy next to partner? [While Deakins and Barek watch outside the interview room] That's my boss, and if I don't come through for him, he gonna boot my ass back to Staten Island.
[Barek and Deakins watch Logan interviewing a witness through a glass window. They do not have access to audio.]
He's got an interesting interview style. Very affable. Cuddly cop. Not what I expected.
[Inside the interview room]
[To witness] And I'll owe you. I'm good for it. Ask anybody. Mike Logan. How about it? [Witness nods.] Now I'm going to pound my fist on the table. Okay?
[Logan slams his hand on the table and stands up abruptly, looking angry. Outside the room, Barek looks at Deakins.]
Now that's the Logan I expected.
So just in case I need an interpreter, how many languages do you speak?
Spanish, Yiddish, Italian, Polish, some Creole, some Russian, some Cantonese from working in Chinatown. You?
I can say "Stop, police" and "What's your sign?" in fifteen different languages.
Have smack, will travel.
Abusive ex-husbands, boyfriends. It's what she's had to put up with in order to support her habit.
Lemme get out my violin.
I was taught in catechism even the worst sinner deserves our compassion.
Yeah? Yours, maybe. I'll save mine.
[Logan and Barek confront the fence inside the pool hall]
Hi, we're getting engaged. I'm looking for a diamond solitare.
FFence
I'm not in the jewelry business.
Are you sure?
FFence
I'm sure.
What the loop for, so you can find your jeans when you take a leak?
[Logan swings the pool cue on the jeweler's loop on the fence's neck]
You fencing rocks for Johnny Feist?
FFence
I don't know no Johnny Feist.
You know, I had a partner -- oh, what a great stick man he was -- here's something he had way too much decency to teach me.
[Logan snaps a pool cue in half with his foot.]
FFence
What're you gonna do with that?
[Logan grabs the fence by the jeweler's loop around his neck and shoves the broken pool cue under his jaw. He drives the fence around the pool hall while Barek follows, looking alarmed.]
I'm a rage-a-holic cop who took a swing at a city councilman. Everybody thinks that I'm a ticking bomb. Maybe today's the day I blow, I don't know. It's up to you.
FFence
You're sick, man. Don't hurt me.
Hurt you? Hurt you? How much you pay Johnny for those rocks? You profit from the people he kills. You encourage him to kill more. I have absolutely zero compassion for you. You know, Rudy's not the mayor anymore, but that doesn't mean we can't have some fun.
HHope
Bill, you don't have to hide your wedding album. I'm here to support you. We're in this together.
HHendry
Until Jenny comes home. [Hope is silent] Put yourself in her place. Wouldn't you want me to be there for you? There can't be a "we" when Jenny comes home.
BBowman
[about Hendry] He said that there were two kinds of wives: show dogs and mutts.
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