This guy has a death wish and he's going to take someone down with him.
We can always hope he gets the order mixed up and shoots himself first.
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A divorce judge. The gift that keeps on giving.
DDoctor
These are very bad people.
DSDoctor's companion
Yeah, they're very bad people. They're New York City police detectives.
I love everything about this job but that. Buddy-boy system.
Your client's not insane. He's in love. Maybe it's hard to tell the two apart, but the law can.
The club is connected, Captain.
The magic gut speaks.
Since when does a 20-year old debutante use the word "dagger?"
Maybe she read it in a fashion magazine.
You heard him. The man wants compelling evidence.
Right. And I want a foot massage from Derek Jeter.
She was weak, and you used her. And that really pisses me off.
It's lonely at the bottom.
The dominoes are falling, Mr. Pettijohn. You want to get ahead of them before they fall on you.
[to Maggie, after she's rescued] You’re not weak. You’re strong. You lived through it.
[Carver watches Goren peer closely at a dead body.]
Is his investigative style so ... sociable?
Yeah, sure.
[Goren goes through a law article written by the victim.]
"Fair Speech and the Fair Use Doctrine: The First Amendment and Encryption Software."
Stop it. You're making me hot.
First you call him a plagiarist, then you call him a murderer, now you change your mind. This is no way to treat a justice of the New York Court.
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