You're saying there's an accomplice. A Leopold to Morrisey's Loeb.
Well, half a Loeb. The half Morrisey didn't fry on drugs.
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He was too strange for the chess club? That must be some kind of record.
[Goren pulls a diamond necklace out of the mouth of the victim's head.]
What do you think this means?
Robbery wasn't the motive?
CDCapt. Deakins
[to Goren] Did you tell Kenneth Strick he plucks his eyebrows?
Yes. [to Eames] He does, right?
[Eames nods to Deakins.]
DDeakins
Well, he complained to the Mayor.
Strick is a straight guy who can only get excited wearing women's clothing. That usually goes hand-in-hand with masochism.
[Deakins eyes Goren. Eames looks at him.]
I learn something new every day.
[In regards to two prostitutes from Canada.]
The girls say Strick paid them five grand each. And here I thought hockey players and maple syrup were Canada's biggest exports.
[After hearing a witness's explanation of his alleged poverty]
Gee. I need a hanky.
[Speaking to Goren about a suspect]
Terry Randolph's a woman. Funny how that detail escaped your powers of observation.
[Discussing a leak of information from inside of One PP, Eames brings up the Chief of Detectives' office.]
I can vouch for his assistant.
Denise? You dog.
Bring Mrs. Wang in. Threaten her with, off the top of my head, I can think of a dozen statutes she's violated.
The most we'll get from her is that she tipped off Terry Randolph about the requisition for leuko samples.
Then put that CSU technician through the ringer. Or the head of the school security division, Mancuso.
Besides the fact that we have no leverage against them, I doubt they have any first-hand knowledge of the murders. All they can offer is hearsay.
Then find Randolph's accomplices. The other ex-cops.
What, accomplice testimony with no corroboration?
The drug dealers they've been shaking down?
Witness credibility problems.
[sitting back] You'd make a hell of a defense attorney.
[to Goren] You're not that frugal. You buy nice clothes. Pay full price. Nothing in your size is ever on sale. You buy good quality accessories like that leather case. You're not married, so you spend money on dates. You like good food. You have someone to clean your apartment every week. You're smart, have lots of interests and hobbies, and you spend a fortune on them. I don't wonder that you don't have money for a house, I wonder how you make subway fare the way you spend money.
[Terry Randolph is being arrested,]
This is a mistake. I didn't do anything.
You stole a confidential police file. That's grand larceny. An overt act in furtherance of a conspiracy to commit murder. You see, one of my hobbies, is studying the laws you were once paid to enforce. It's, uh,... surprisingly cheap.
DDetective
Lucy Hotpants there, thinks the guy died of spontaneous combustion.
Right after he was spontaneously hit in the head.
"To Erica, for giving me a reason to go on."
SCSales clerk
So romantic, don't you think?
You don't want to know what I think.
[After Goren asks an apparent 14-year old Lou Gehrig's patient on the phone about the disease's impact on her menstrual cycle]
If I hadn't heard it with my own ears--
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