Eve just called. She and Kristin will be here any minute.
Crap.
What did you think the banner was for, Kyle?
No, I'm trying to DVR my favorite show, but it's not on.
Well, maybe they got cancelled. You know, the TV business can be a heartless bastard.
Cancelled? Why would they cancel a popular show that everybody loves?
Maybe, they are a bunch of idiots!
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