Seg-El quotes from Krypton

Seg-El

Adam, why'd you come back for me? [seeing his look] What happened? Adam, we fixed it, right? We fixed it. We won.

Adam Strange

My entire planet's gone. Everyone I know, my family, my friends. And I believe that you're the only one that can make that right. I mean, it's kind of ironic, you know? I... first came to you to save your grandson, the Last Son of Krypton. God, I really fudged the bowl on that, didn't I? And now here I am, the last son of Earth.

Seg-El

Adam, I am so sorry, I truly am. But I'm glad you came.

Adam Strange

I am, too. Would've been here sooner, but I had to stop by Kandor first. It's, uh... it's a shitshow, Seg. I mean, Zod's taken control of the planet, he's trying to conquer the galaxy. Val's leading a rebellion against him.

Seg-El

You were right. You were right about Dru-Zod. I should have listened to you.

Adam Strange

Of course you should've. Everybody should've, but they... it's not all bad news, huh? Your other son seems kind of cool. You know, for a tiny, kind of boring infant.

Seg-El

Where am I?

Brainiac

Colu, my homeworld.

Seg-El

You. It was never my grandfather in the Phantom Zone, was it? It was you.

Brainiac

A necessary subterfuge. While you were barely clinging to your sanity in there, I utilized the time to find a way out. I would have left you there, but I needed that Sunstone of yours. Assuming the form of someone you trust implicitly was the simplest way to ensure your cooperation.

Seg-El

It was all a play.

Brainiac

Come now. You didn't really think it would be that easy, did you?

Seg-El

What about Lyta? What I saw with her and General Zod, was that you, too?

Brainiac

Your vision of the future, I'm afraid that had nothing to do with me. Although I am grateful you saw it. Your emotions clouded your rational thought, making it that much easier to manipulate you.

Seg-El

You son of a...

Brainiac

[clenches his fist, and Seg's throat is constricted] I suggest you abandon your urge to exact revenge. You are already severely dehydrated and malnourished. If you are to survive, you will need what precious energy you still possess. If I am to survive... you must be preserved, Seg-El.

Seg-El

Well, this has been fun, but you know, I figured if that's the way it's destined to end, we might as well just get to it. What do you say, Brainiac?

Brainiac

You... are being foolish.

Seg-El

Yeah. But we can't all have 12th-level intellects, now, can we?

Adam Strange

That's weird. Huh.

Seg-El

What... what's weird?

Adam Strange

Uh, the magnetic field on this planet seems to be messing with the settings. We should probably get to higher ground

Seg-El

What, "we should probably get to higher..."? That's what we're gonna do?

Adam Strange

Hey, give me a break. It works fine for one person. It'll work for two.

Seg-El

No, see, this is what screwed everything up in the first place. You show up half-cocked, you don't have a plan...

Adam Strange

Hey, first of all, I am fully cocked. And secondly... I don't have a second thing yet, just... just give me a minute.

Adam Strange

[they hear something howl] Uh... do you think that we should, you know, stick around for... [seeing Seg has fled] God damn it.

Seg-El

New jacket?

Adam Strange

Yeah.

Seg-El

Yeah, red. I think red's your color, man.

Adam Strange

I like the beard.

Seg-El

Probably not much further now. It's about 7.29 minutes. Hey, and once we get to him, we say our good-byes. Right, that's the deal.

Lobo

That's the deal. The Main Man always keeps his word.

Seg-El

[to Adam] Right, we get back to Krypton.

Lobo

Oh, did you just say Craptown?

Seg-El

No, I said...

Lobo

Craptown! [laughs] You make me laugh, man. He's from Craptown! Hey, you're funny, man. Craptown - sounds like a musical with puppets. [in a high pitched-voice] "Oh, hello, my name's Seagull, and I'm the mayor of Craptown. Hello, Seagull." I'd watch the shit out of Craptown.

Lobo

The name's Lobo. [Adam coughs] Thank you! So you have heard of me, yeah? So then you'll know what my name means, yes? No? It means "he who devours his enemies' entrails and enjoys it." [laughs] I'm just jerkin' your gherkin, man. I have no idea what it means. I killed my parents before they could tell me, so...

Seg-El

Listen, uh, Lobo. Uh, we don't want to waste your time. So I got to tell, I think you got the wrong guys.

Lobo

I know I've got the wrong fraggin' guys! I know. It's why I'm going to use your intestines to strangle this saucy little minx. [motions to Adam] And then I'm going to crack open his head and drop a big old dirty deuce inside his skull.

Adam Strange

I'm-I'm sorry. I'm having a really hard time here understanding how those connect.

Lobo

I mean, just the sheer fraggin' spectacle of it all out to loosen up old Seagull's tongue over there so he can tell me where the frag the Green Goosh is!

Seg-El

Wait! Wait. Let me just say one thing.

Lobo

Is it good-bye? Better make it good-bye. It'd make more sense if it was good-bye.

Seg-El

How about Brainiac? That's who you're looking for right? The Green Gooch? It's Brainiac.

Lobo

You know, I've been spending a long time looking for that a-hole. And then something activates the shithead scanner I left here, and when I arrive, what do I find? You two ass-smears and no Brainiac. Now, why is that?

Seg-El

Because he's dead. I killed him.

Lobo

You? With your long eyelashes and your beautiful, soft skin and that smell - you smell like a meadow, nah.

Adam Strange

It's a true story. I-I can vouch for him.

Seg-El

I can take you to the body if you want.

Lobo

Counter-proposal - you tell me where his body is, or I'll paint the forest floor with your medulla oblongata.

Seg-El

No, no, no, no, no. That's not going to happen. See, we're going to take you to the body, you're going to let us go, and noting is going to get painted. Huh? Sound like a deal?

Lobo

Fine! Have it your way. But fair fraggin' warning. If there is no body there when I arrive, best believe there will be two when I leave... as in you and pretty pants over there.

Seg-El

Was I dead?

Adam Strange

Maybe just a little bit! But I un-deaded you!

Seg-El

Adam, what the...

Adam Strange

Hey, calm down! Look, we're here. We made it back, right? Maybe not in the heart of Kandor, but it's not that far, right?

Seg-El

I can't believe I was dead.

Adam Strange

And I'm dead tired of hearing you talk about it. Besides, we got a lot of work to do. We got to defeat a tyrant, free a planet, remember?

Seg-El

Again?

Adam Strange

Hey, it's what us superheroes do. No days off.

Seg-El

Let's get to it.