Wait! Wait. Let me just say one thing.
Is it good-bye? Better make it good-bye. It'd make more sense if it was good-bye.
How about Brainiac? That's who you're looking for right? The Green Gooch? It's Brainiac.
You know, I've been spending a long time looking for that a-hole. And then something activates the shithead scanner I left here, and when I arrive, what do I find? You two ass-smears and no Brainiac. Now, why is that?
Because he's dead. I killed him.
You? With your long eyelashes and your beautiful, soft skin and that smell - you smell like a meadow, nah.
It's a true story. I-I can vouch for him.
I can take you to the body if you want.
Counter-proposal - you tell me where his body is, or I'll paint the forest floor with your medulla oblongata.
No, no, no, no, no. That's not going to happen. See, we're going to take you to the body, you're going to let us go, and noting is going to get painted. Huh? Sound like a deal?
Fine! Have it your way. But fair fraggin' warning. If there is no body there when I arrive, best believe there will be two when I leave... as in you and pretty pants over there.
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