Lt. Theo Kojak and Det. Stavros in “Mojo”

I see you got a new plant.

Yeah. Shirley's lonely.

Oh really? Eh, tell me, how could you tell?

Well, her leaves are drooping down. And, eh, she's not her same gay, vibrant, effervescent, ebullient self.

Ebullient self, huh? Well, she might have, eh, heartburn. Did you ever think of that?

That's why I got Sam.