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Kojak · Season 1, Episode 3

Ferret Face and Lt. Theo Kojak in “One for the Morgue”

Ferret Face

Ah, come on. You keep breaking us left and right and I ain't heard nothing on Tomasso.

Lt. Theo Kojak

Well maybe's he's clean.

Ferret Face

Maybe the pope smokes grass.

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