Does your pop have a secretary?
DHDavid Hecht
Yeah, he talks about her almost every night.
Oh yeah? What does he say?
DHDavid Hecht
That dumb Miss Rosenberg, I wish I had the guts to fire her.
“The Only Way Out” · Season 1, Episode 22
In this episode: Lt. Theo Kojak (2)
MGMark Gallant
You were hired to take care of an emergency in case it arose, not to create one to give yourself something to do.
RMiss Rosenberg
[to Stavros] I have the worst luck with plants, you know, even plastic ones commit suicide on me.
Eh, how'd you like to take a ride in a police car, David? Come on, I'll drop you off at school.
DHDavid Hecht
On Saturday?
You got me.
SHSimon Hecht
But somebody out there will be looking for me.
RBRoy Benson
They looked for Hitler for years, too, Mr. Hecht. They gonna find you any faster?
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